I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
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you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
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What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
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