.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
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my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
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What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
Had a dream last night that we survived the apocalypse. And we celebrated Christmas.
What did I get you?
A 12 gauge and a bottle of vodka that was waist high.
Sounds about right
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
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