I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
Where am I? And why the fuck did you leave me here?
Relax. I left you somewhere safe plus you have all my weed so you know I will come back for you.
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
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