just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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