Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
I wish my grandma would stop using the phrase "he pulled out" when she's talking about her contractor quitting his job.
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
I don't understand why she gets annoyed by my drunk texts. It means she's who I'm thinking about even when my brain isn't functioning properly.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
I currently don't understand fingers.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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