Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
How was dinner with ur grandparents?
I was really blazed and scared they'd catch me, so when they asked about my day I was concentrating really hard on not saying smoking that instead I honestly said "Well, I had sex on your pool table, Nana."
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
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