Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
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#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
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I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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