just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
Come see our sink grown plant.
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
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Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
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I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
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