so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
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I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
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And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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