How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
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I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
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Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
We're not piercing ourselves today.
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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