I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
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It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
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The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
I smell like a brewery and I have been drinking for 7 hours. This seems like a perfect time to tell my husband I want a divorce.
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
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