Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
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Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
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I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
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