I just woke up surrounded in unopened snacks
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
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Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
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i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
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