My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
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I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
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My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
Are you missing a tooth after last night? Because I found one in my coat pocket...along with what smells like dried jäger and a package of deer jerky.
Uh not that I recall.
Oh wait nvm. It's mine. Yeup, definitely my tooth.
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