Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
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Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
I don't care how drunk you were. Sending me a pic of your dick dressed as Uncle Sam with the caption "I want you" isn't an acceptable pick up line.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
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i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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