I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
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I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
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Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
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