so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
Randomize
