im gay
i know
yea but for you.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
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mom and dad are asleep. time to fish my half-full bottle of wine out from under my bed and give this christmas visit a pick-me-up.
"half-full" seems a little optimistic for the turn your night is taking.
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
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We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
Well when I woke up this morning I didn’t think I’d be masturbating to my own LinkedIn profile today but here we are
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