margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
A+ Viking dick
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
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