Sorry, its so late. Remember your fat friend with huge boobs. i need her number..its an emergency
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
Welp...herpes.
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
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