Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Dude you just tried to have a one night stand with my ex girlfriend while we were trying to put you to bed upstairs.
but that still doesn't explain how i woke up on the couch down stairs.
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
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