Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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