seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
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I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
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Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
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