3.50 mugs at the bar.
Nah man, im with an ugly chick. Im waiting til everyone's drunk enough tonight, they don't notice.
How ugly, and does she have friends?
My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
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Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
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Mom said you looked used
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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