iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
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btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
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Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
Why is there bacon in the couch?
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while