Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
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