Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
dude I just sharted for the first time ever, kind of gross
well what did you think, shitting your pants would be fun
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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