Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
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I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
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Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
The convent might be a nice break from real life
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
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