Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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