He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
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The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
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Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
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