A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
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Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
Man, jail baloney is awful.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
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All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
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