On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes
I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
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