dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
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