Those balls look pretty dangerous.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
He wore pink swim trunks on our date and repeatedly insulted my profession, but his cat kept standing up like a person to nuzzle my face and I felt like a Disney Princess. I hate this dude, but the cat is too amazing for me to not fake interest for.
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
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