Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
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