How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
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