She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
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Okay, guy from work I want to fuck just told me he liked the font on my PowerPoint presentation. It is so on.
Make me proud, climb that corporate ladder.
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
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Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
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