so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
Why did my little sister call me from your phone this morning?
Things like this can't be explained over text man
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
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