You work out of a Hotel?
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
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