Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
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