Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
I asked him if we could hang out sometime when we weren't hammered. He said he'd email me his number... that's when I knew I was going to die alone
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
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