Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
my shit smells like andre
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
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