oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
Randomize
