And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Randomize
