So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
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