He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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