Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
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I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
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Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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