apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
SHE BROUGHT HER PARROT TO THE PARTY. IT SQUAWKS EVERY TIME SOMEONE VOMITS LIKE 'PARTY FOUL SQUAWKKKKKK'
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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