You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
Last night was an abortion. I might need a publicist.
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
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