would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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