OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
Current status: Finding an unwrapped portion of Subway sandwich in my purse at the pharmacy counter & picking pieces of tomato off my wallet while the pharmacist watches disdainfully.
Did you offer her some?
If only. Current status: Not that clever.
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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