: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
the nurse was shocked when I handed her a cup of green piss. what did she expect giving me a drug test on st. patty's day?
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
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I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
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I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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