Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
Ran into a tinder match at the bar last night. We spotted each other and started making out without speaking any words to each other. Fuck yea technology!
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
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