chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
the guy at the pet shop just had an eye seizure while looking at my chest
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
it's like heaven, but drunker
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
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