If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
so let's talk penis.
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
Randomize
